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“Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.”
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corisete:

pawtism:

helioscentrifuge:

breastforce:

imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.

each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived 

STOP RIGHT THERE

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imageahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too ;_; but this is only 1/4th of that room or something!!!!

guys there are two wedding photos

1 week ago on July 10th, 2014 |262,833 notes
viciouus:

WHO REMEMBERS USING THIS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND IT WAS THE BEST COMPUTER LAB DAY WHEN WE COULD USE KID PIX

viciouus:

WHO REMEMBERS USING THIS IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL AND IT WAS THE BEST COMPUTER LAB DAY WHEN WE COULD USE KID PIX

1 month ago on June 4th, 2014 |60,493 notes

msjmoriarty:

strigays:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

foreverinamotion:

al-the-stuff-i-like:

To think that some people don’t see a problem with society is disturbing

This is beyond disturbing.

facebook in a nutshell

this is fucking disgusting and mad me sick to my stomach i dont understand how people can be so fucking?? awful????

holy fuck the comments on that last fb pic, are there srsly people like that in this world? Wow, it’s like they’re apes or something…

1 month ago on June 4th, 2014 |209,044 notes
cassandrajp:

So I was unable to post on the actual release day, but have a lil’ Jace to celebrate CoHF! 
There are two special editions out there that I had the pleasure to contribute to. The special Target edition contains an exclusive comic! The comic is of a scene that isn’t in the regular edition. There is also the special UK/AUS edition that has a different comic from the Target edition. I personally think the UK comic is particularly emotional and sob-worthy so if you have the means to get that version, check it out. 
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To those who have read it already… Wasn’t it amazing?! (spoilery: Did you read that part? In the last chapter? The part that made me SMIRK TRIUMPHANTLY?)

cassandrajp:

So I was unable to post on the actual release day, but have a lil’ Jace to celebrate CoHF! 

There are two special editions out there that I had the pleasure to contribute to. The special Target edition contains an exclusive comic! The comic is of a scene that isn’t in the regular edition. There is also the special UK/AUS edition that has a different comic from the Target edition. I personally think the UK comic is particularly emotional and sob-worthy so if you have the means to get that version, check it out. 

To those who have read it already… Wasn’t it amazing?! (spoilery: Did you read that part? In the last chapter? The part that made me SMIRK TRIUMPHANTLY?)

1 month ago on June 4th, 2014 |2,961 notes

"I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls."

1 month ago on June 4th, 2014 |33,779 notes
plays

purple-is-the-new-red:

mcsprankles:

bettycrockersbitch:

debbiemoonpieslaststand:

bile2:

dmthx4:

stop this man

im calling the fucking cops

i have obama on the phone

what

At first, I thought he was just gonna scoop some ice cream onto bread. But then

Seriously how did he figure this out

1 month ago on June 3rd, 2014 |133,123 notes
Not all men!
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Yes but enough men that every girl is terrified of smiling to that guy on the bus or talking with the boy in the coffee shop. Every girl has been walking late at night at one point and been afraid of who might be following her. Every girl has referred to someone as a “creep” and every girl has refused a drink from someone she doesn’t know.

Not all men.

But enough men that all women are now afraid of most men.
It’s gotten so bad that we have to be afraid of even telling you we are afraid. We can’t ask that you please stop talking to us. Because if we do we run the risk of being labeled a “stuck up bitch” and blamed for murders and rapes in which we are the victims.

So we speak to you with body language that we hope you’ll understand. We cross our legs and look out the window and wear giant headphones that are giant signs that subtly read “DON’T TALK TO ME!” But you insist on ignoring those signs because you have it in your head that our body language doesn’t mean anything. That our bodies aren’t our bodies.

Not all men.

You can start fucking saying that when all women can stop being afraid. But that’s not gonna happen if every man a women opens up to about this issue dismisses her by saying “Not all men.”

an unofficial letter to the skeezball at work all men.

(via thehansoloist)

1 month ago on June 3rd, 2014 |170,505 notes
deliaphilia:

“I think they’ll probably put that on my gravestone. ‘He Was Heterosexual and Had Low Expectations.’” - City of Heavenly Fire, Cassandra Clare

deliaphilia:

“I think they’ll probably put that on my gravestone. ‘He Was Heterosexual and Had Low Expectations.’” 
- City of Heavenly Fire, Cassandra Clare

1 month ago on June 3rd, 2014 |141 notes

hllucinate:

so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

1 month ago on June 3rd, 2014 |783,938 notes

accidentalslut:

I C O N I C

1 month ago on June 2nd, 2014 |166,349 notes