but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp
"Gooooood morning dear :)" "fuck you and everything you stand for"
“Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.”
Just a typical book blog
Guys, I came up with a gender neutral way of saying you’re like family with a close friend:
"We’re sibs from different cribs."
ladies of the institute
can u imagine their wedding vows
she loves flowers
Tale as old as,
Song as old as, (Rhyme)
Sherlock doing a striptease for John at home and slipping while taking off his pants. Sherlock falling loudly to the floor and John laughing hysterically, falling backwards on the chair. Sherlock looking bewildered and then trowing water at John’s face. John freezing for a second before tackling Sherlock, who’s still on the ground, as he murmurs “you’re going to pay for that”
mom: so hun i was in your room
and i accidentally started going through your stuff
and i found your phone
it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!